Kleine Auszeit Wellnessmassagen

My massage yesterday was for an hour. Originally purchased on Groupon and booked for 11:30 but there was nobody there. Called them twice. Finally got through and they had completely forgotten my appointment made before Christmas. It was rescheduled for 14:30 on the same day. I arrived on time but l received no real apology, but that might have been a language problem. The massage itself was more of a body rub with oil. I have never before experienced such a poorly carried out massage. There was also no massage therapist certification to be seen. It was, and l hate to say it, a joke. I will not return and recommend not visiting this establishment.